AND THE TITLE BELT GOES TOOO THE DOG!! Ding ding ding
I TOLD YOU THIS WAS MY SPOT.
SAY IT, SAY IT…” I’M A MONKEY’S UNCLE!”
I was here first Mom, she slid under me!
I told you I’ll get you.
“I said STAY!”
I love heated seat cushions!
I told you!! Better than a chiropractor. Are you feeling the vibration? This section is for free.
We’re just playing. really, she likes it. Tell them you like it.
I don’t remember this couch being so lumpy!
I know I shouldn’t have swallowed the cat whole.
Can’t keep me here always
I’m holding her down now PLEASE turn off the Garfield movie and put Underdog back on!
no I haven’t seen the cat, but I will take his treat to him!
no one told me the chair would be this catty! Meow, oh I mean bow wow!
“Nope, haven’t seen her! ‘
I’m not hiding.
I shit on ya.lol.
That’s what you call chillin
well u did say “sit”.
Wow, that pussy feels just right!
wow fur balls.
Mom,I was here first
You told me to ‘Sit’, you didn’t say where! Remember;I’m Man’s best friend and I was just being obediant!
“Now I got you under my skin”.
move it or lose it!
Best seat in day house!!!!!
What’s all the fuss about?
I guess I was wrong cats do have a purpose
When did I eat that?
Just showing his love. I use to do the same thing to my sister and I love her to.
I love being a lap dog ).
“That’ll be the last time Princess Feline swats me across the face!”
My butt is cold.
Say “excuse me”!
“Did I do that?” (spoken like Erkel).
This is it! Im not chasing pussy no more
Really…this isn’t what it seems…right kitty kitty?
I told her to move her orange butt out my spot.
whew I have to apologize that one really stunk!
Would you pleeaase get your butt out of my face!
“Back off fur ball it’s my turn to make millions!” ” Morris the cat ain’t got nothin on me.’
Best seat in the house! Say what? Cat..
This is BULLSHIT.
But he won’t move!
now give me your lunch money or wait till my friend comes do you like your face in the kitty litter.
This cushion is better than the ones in the store.
Dog”ohh, so soft and fluffy”
Cat “really bro? Really?”
GOT my pussy.
I haven’t seen a cat!
I won’t move until I can speak with someone about helping my friend get some new teeth,she doesn’t have money and her teeth are so decayed,
I’m very afraid for her health.dog mail: firstname.lastname@example.org
Meow–You got a big ol butt!!!
“Now are you going to stop bothering me”.
Ace! Get off your sister now!
Scratch my back please
Best pillow you ever!
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