I’VE GOT YOU CAT’S MEOW, BABY!!!
I caught him mom he was in the garbage
“I AM Top Dog – now shut up
Softest pillow EVER!!!!
My owner told me he don’t want me wiping my rear on the new rug. So I had to figure out a solution if I wanted to stay in the house. So I am going to freshen up on my pussy. Now sit still!
Owww ! I live for this.. What a turn on! I love this dog!
Purrsonally, I had enough of you!
“no I’m not hurting him….he’s fine”
Its my favorite “butt” warmer..
When the other dogs smell my butt, they’re gonna go nuts!
She called me the B word So, I sat on her!
I thought I told you to stop walking and jumping on me, now be still!!!!
told him to stop following me
My siblings use to do this to me because I was the youngest, had to get my turn some how!
I said you need to watch this Steve Harvey show now.
You aint taking my buddy to the vet! I still remember what I DIDN’T come back home with!!!!
What? Im giving him a Catscan!
“What?’ You told me to sit”
He started it, I ended it!
was it you that shaved me while i was sleeping
I do not think that diet is working!!!!
How many times do I have to tell you to get off my back!!
How Do You Like Me Now!?
Really….this is how you feel?
Say my name !!!
is my butt clean?
“CAN THEY SEE ME”…(THE DOG)…LOL
I told you to get out my seat
Hey…I lived here first!
Does this make my butt look big
Where is that darn cat? Is he hiding again?
I like the new pillow, and it has moving parts too
Dog: “I’ve got the best seat in the house!”
Cat: “You’ve got three seconds and I’m scratching your eyes out! You
obviously don’t need them”.
Dog: “What Cat?”
Cat: Just wait till I get up from here…
Who told him that I was part of the sofa!!!!!
ON SALE: The new Bark-a-Lounger with built-in Purr-fection heated massage.
Best Seat in the house I always wanted to sit on Fur
That’s it! You ain’t eatin no more of MY food!!
This sofa is too soft
Get the Hello off me……
What cat I just needed a fluffier pillow
I was just keeping him warm.
I may be down now, but if I get up…
“Look for the last time, I was just playing with him, IF I wanted him dead I would have sat on his head!”
I ran out if TP
Who’s your Dogg?
Pinned ya! pinned ya again!
I CATched her for you.
I always sit on fur. I haven’t the slightest idea WHAT CAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
She’s lying, I didn’t do it.
Call the dog catcher, I SAID CALL EM’!
Oh….I thought you said CAT SIT while you were away!
AHHH so soft
I told you to move
I bet you can not scratch my eyes now!!
” I WAS HERE FIRST ” !
too much caffiene
You keep sitting in my spot, you keep sitting in my spot!
What???? He said he felt a little gasy, just tryin to help.
I told the stupid cat this was my spot.
This is going to be an all day thing, you should have packed a lunch, cause I ain’t moving!
i got this one you get the other one
You’re NOT all that tough!
OK,OK,OK, just get off me and I swear all the attention will be back on you
I thought I’d keep him in Control!! He was getting Way Crazy!!
NOOOO! there isn’t a cat in the house
I told you I was gonna sit on you if you didnt get outta my spot!!!
You see what he is doing right? And you gonna stand there and take a pic?
Hey I got the cat burglar!
I told you that we are watching The Steve Harvey Show!
But I sniff yours!
What ???? I’m cat sitting !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I win!! Now give me a treat please!
You need to sit your butt down..i bet you won’t move no more today
This is MY seat whether you move or not says Sheldon the dog.
Ummm….I was twerkin?
dang you got gass?
” WHAT CAT? … I DIDN’T SEE A CAT! WHAT’CHA MEAN? ” …
” he was scratching the furniture ”
GET OFF ME…”AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT”
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